A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
Emperor Palpatine has used the ultimate power of the force, turning everyone, including drones, wookies, jedi, sith, mandalorians and all other beings into ankle socks (UK size 5-11). With nothing standing in the way of the emperor, the new empire will rise, the socktroopers take over for a thousand years. Now is the time to save the galaxy, there is only one way to to achieve this goal, the empire’s greatest threat, feet.
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